I'm not a well woman. My shit's like cakemix and smells like dead people.
I've been sick down myself twice this evening and the second time it came out of my nose.
BLARGH!!!
~Milady
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- miladydewinter
- Clapped out old baggage with a penchant for bad relationships with unsuitable men
5 comments:
You are indeed Shakespeare reincarnated...
I suggest you fast for a few days. Pretend to be a muslim, and you'll get invited to have your evening meal with them. The hijab is now available in a number of attractive colours.
Obviously you are trying to appeal to the vast number of proctologists that read this blog.
Well, from blogs I've seen, 99.9% of bloggers seem to talk shit all the time, so I do my best to join in when I can.
Famulus - Thank you. I'm glad someone appreciates my elloquence.
Gorilla - RE: hijab - I don't think so - I've just paid £90 to have my hair done, I'm not going to bloody cover it up now!
Nighttime - Of course!
Shit is firming up. Not so much like cakemix now as like raw pasty.
~Milady
XXX
You certainly do have a way with words, you old bag. Switch from gin to water for the next month and you'll be fine.
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