Still not right

I'm still not back to "normal" (whatever that was).

Hope it all goes away soon.

In other news, Aunty Flow is late. BOLLOCKS!
~Milady
XXX
PS: I'm not up the spout, I can guarantee that! Chance'd be a fine thing...

Jane Mansfield's Balls

I'm not a well woman. My shit's like cakemix and smells like dead people.

I've been sick down myself twice this evening and the second time it came out of my nose.

BLARGH!!!
~Milady
xxx