Thursday, 1 April 2010

Dusting off the cobwebs

No, dear readers, I don't mean from Zoe's tuppence. I mean from the Blog!

Well - where on earth do I start? For the benefit of those not au fait with me, allow me to (re)introduce myself!

The name's Milady and I'm 40 39 plus inflation and I'm an academic at a backwater university in the UK working in the field of Something Scientific. In 2005 I started a blog (Chez Milady, mark 1) which was rather popular with people who liked my foul language and failed lovelife. A couple of years later, after someone I'd been banged-out by worked out it was me who was blogging about their small penis, I deleted the blog and vanished into the ether. In 2008 I came back (Milady Is A Tramp), briefly, but I ran away again because my Real World Life was hideously busy, I didn't have time to blog and I just stopped. But now I'm back again.

Why? I have no idea to be honest. I just am. So much has changed in the last 18 months since I last posted anything - I'm now a homeowner and a proper grown-up. Part of the reason I stopped blogging back in 2008 was that I entered into a rather serious and proper relationship which was so bloody awfully mundane that I had nothing to write about. It was nice but it was too boring and comfortable and yes - he was hung like a baby rhino - but he was so utterly sweet and kind and boring and I realised a year down the line that I wasn't myself anymore. I'd become...(almost) someone's wife...and I just wasn't ready. So I dusted off my saucy undergarments and got back out there!

I'm not sure how long I'll keep it up this time - but it does feel marvelous to be back!


aka k said...

By gum, welcome back. Did enjoy your stuff last time, I must say.

Zed said...

Hey, it's great to see you back. I may even stick you back on my blogroll, you old tart.

Now, get on with the filth.

Mr. Nighttime said...

My, my, my...the bitch is back, and to the benefit of us all. Food to see you.

Anonymous said...

Well hello. :-)

Welcome back.

Anonymous said...

Six Degrees of Separation

Found your blog had come back to life today via the strangest route.

Was busy perusing one of the many London Hyper Local weblogs that I read ( when I found that one of his blogroll
linkies links to a blog where you had made a recent comment.

Totally odd + not what I was expecting to find as I was perusing Greenwich, Charlton and Brockley news.

I should probably go back to the safety of the London hyper local news webs -- as in the words of one of 853's other blog linkies "be careful what you wish for" -- you might not always like what you find, when harmlessly browsing elsewhere on the web.

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rammie said...

welcome back if you havent had any lately let me know i will dust off the cob webs

SpanishGoth said...

Bollocks - now that means I have to update my frigging blog too.

Hope the baby Rhino didn't impale you too much ;-)

Righteous said...

So what happened?